Cats are fascinating creatures. If you have read the famous Just-So story by Rudyard Kipling, entitled ‘The Cat That Walked By Himself’, you will appreciate the diversity of the feline character. One minute they are full of love – rubbing all over you and purring, and the next minute they are untouchable, cool and aloof. Here’s what funny cats think about humans!
A vet is a horrible person that works in a place that smells. This is where you get taken if you are ill. When your owner comes towards you with the carrier, run away and hide. When they do catch you, splay your legs and struggle with all your might.
During the trip to the vet, you must meow the whole time. If you are able to force your claws through the bars of the carrier, give your owner a quick scratch. When you get to the vet, push your body right back inside the carrier with your legs splayed out.
When you return home, your owners will try and give you medicine. Bolt when you hear the pill bottle rattling. When they try to force your mouth open, wriggle out of their clutches. Somehow they will get the pill in, but you’ve still got a trick up your sleeve – throw up on chair. For an even better result, a Persian rug would be preferable.
Waking up a sleeping human is a great game. Leap onto the bed and trample all over him or her while purring and meowing sweetly. If this doesn’t work, try something more drastic. Clatter the blinds, knock over some pictures or sharpen your claws robustly on the bed. You will eventually win!
When guests arrive, quickly work out which one hates cats. Get onto that lap as fast as possible. The guest who likes cats should be treated with disdain and aloofness. Do not succumb no matter how sweetly they call you. If they persist, a sharp nip to the ankle or a quick scratch on a pair of stockings will do the trick. Whenever a guest needs to use the toilet, follow him or her in, and then just sit and stare.
Lastly, if you want to show love to your owners, a gift will be appreciated. Present them with a disemboweled garden snake, a frog or a rodent. Their delight will be evident by their facial expressions. Now you know what funny cats think of human beings!
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